" Oh, I am the cute ape boss.
I prefer sitting here at the desk, shouting at people
than the jungle of where I came from, shouting at the trees.
The people here are funny. I give them banana as rewards, they are not happy.
I call them "monkey", they are not happy either.
I pull their hairs to help them find lice and they say they want to leave.
I simply do not know what to do. No idea. "